Thursday, April 22, 2010

Safety Script

Hey there Scooter! You have just joined the BEBTech team! Congratulations! Before you can begin your position as ______________ , there are some safety precaution requirements you need to know about.

You are being provided goggles and a safety coat. You must wear all these items at all times while within a 25-mile radius of the plant.

Your position as ______________ requires you to _______________ our bacteria BEBE®. As you learned earlier, in 2032 Dr. Rapport genetically engineered bacteria to harness the power from the sun and make ethanol, the clean burning energy that efficiently runs our modern world®. No Scooter, you can’t drink that, that’s BEBE®. Ingesting BEBE® would be fatal because it’s bacteria.

Your position has special equipment to assist you with your task. Woah woah woah. Careful there. Those canisters are heavy. Your job as _________ means you are transporting pure ethanol, which is an extremely flammable liquid, and the plant is kept at 38.5 degrees Celsius, that’s 101.3 degrees Fahrenheit to you and me. BEBE® needs to be in a high temperatures and in constant light in order for the photosynthetic process to be successful.

No, no, no, we know it is hot, but you have to keep your safety gear on because the BEBTech plant is a feeding ground for outside bacteria. Even though our facility surfaces are sterilized, human skin has thousands of different microscopic bacteria on it at all times. If you expose those bacteria to the air inside the plant, they will run ramped all over, so keep those goggles on!

We know you will enjoy being a part of the BEBTech team, just remember to not have too much fun Scoot, your providing energy for the entire world!

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